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From the Rejection Panel

BALTICON Panels

June 03, 2016 by Zak Zyz

I attended several panels at Balticon! Here are some pictures and a few quick words. 

Reading with Alex Shvartsman

I spotted fellow Brooklynite Alex Shvartsman at a reading with Val Griswold-Ford, and S. L. Wideman. He read a a funny story where Cthulhu is forced to call off the apocalypse to avoid being seen as an anti-semite. 

"Schizophrenics will swallow all sorts of things!" - about a man who'd swallowed a razor. 

Weird Medicine with Dr. Katz

Dr. Robert I. Katz gave a presentation about some strange medical cases he'd heard about and some he'd personally worked on. Not only were the cases fascinating, but it really opened up for me how demanding surgery really is. He talked about patient who went blind after spending eight hours face down during spinal surgery (Case 15 slide below) and I was really struck by the idea of a team of people spending eight hours concentrating on a single painstaking task, with someone's life on the line. What an incredible labor to take on, again and again. I'll have to keep that in mind the next time editing seems hard. (While I'm celebrating not being suddenly paralyzed, struck blind, and robbed.) 

I've been on a bit of a medical fiction kick lately, (you may remember my article about the Sector General series //plug). There was an interesting aside about how institutional memory begins to falter as highly-trained specialists retire or move to different organizations, and some safety precautions are relaxed or ignored because the new people don't see the need until the problem occurs again. Definitely something I've run into over and over again consulting, but in my line of work, no one dies from it (usually). 

Overall a really great panel, I'm always happy to see people with such fantastic experience taking the time to share what they know. 

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The Fine Art of Rejection

Moderator- Joshua Bilmes, Brian Koscienski, Lauren Harris, Gail Z. Martin, Scott Edelman, Nobilis Reed

This was a panel where editors, literary agents, and writers came together to talk about the process of rejecting stories, what they reject, why they reject it, and times they'd been rejected themselves. It was a very solid panel that represented a wide range of experiences, plus I spotted the amazing cover of The Real Beyond in front of Brian Koscienski, and immediately bought a copy from the dealer room after the panel. 

The panel talked about the "Rejectomancy" some authors will use in over-analyzing their rejection letters, they talked about some common themes that caused them to reject stories, and how many stories got rejected not because they weren't good, but because they weren't good fits for their publications.

The general theme was on personal growth and gracefully taking suggestions, but they also stressed the need to stand up for your work. Horace Gold's infamous recommendation that Daniel Keys add a happy ending to Flowers for Algernon was mentioned as a warning against any notion of editorial infallibility.  

Overall each panelist had something useful to add. 

  • Joshua Blimes cautioned writers against ever using the "but X famous writer does it!" excuse to an editor. The reply is always: "You sir, are no X famous writer."
  • Brian Koscienski talked about automatically dumping any manuscript that didn't indent paragraphs, and about his "reverse slush pile" where he has his girlfriend read truly terrible stories so he can see her reaction
  • Lauren Harris talked about how if a story didn't explain the motivation for the characters within the first 10-15%, she didn't care about the action and dropped it. 
  • Gail Z. Martin talked about how if someone couldn't take feedback, they were unlikely to make it in the industry
  • Scott Edelman remarked that a story that doesn't work is like software that's incompatible with the reader's brains
  • Nobilis Reed bemoaned traditional authors who would bolt on one or two science fiction elements into their mundane stories to try and get them accepted as SF. 

Josh Edelman told a story about how he received a rambling threat via letter from what he presumes was a rejected author. Lauren Harris hopped in and chided the letter-writer for not establishing a clear motive in the first 10-15% of his death threat. He took the letter to the FBI who advised him not to accept any mail or packages from people he didn't know. Rough advice for an editor accepting dozens of unsolicited manuscripts a week. 

Edelman also talked about finally getting a story into a magazine (Asimovs?) after more than 40 submissions and rejections, to applause from the whole audience. Someone chimed in with the old gem "What do you call a writer who never stops sending out submissions?"

Published. 

Thanks for reading my panel writeup! Still to come is my final in-depth writeup of the panel I found MOST VALUABLE during the entire con. Join us next post for more! 

 

 

 

 

 

June 03, 2016 /Zak Zyz
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Ran into GRRM and gave him directions to registration, did not meet a grisly death. Probably my doom will come in book 6. 

BALTICON ROAD TRIP

May 31, 2016 by Zak Zyz

On the spur of the moment, I decided to do a quick road trip to Baltimore to check out BALTICON 50.

I vaguely remember Baltimore as a war-torn and crab-infested hellhole, but it wasn't too bad. I rolled through a few spots that happily took me back to old days in New Orleans. 

Not a shot from The Wire, just on the way to the Con in the AM. 

Outside of wandering around looking for coffee, beer, and eats, I mostly hung out in the posh inner harbor where the con was going on. There was a lot going on this weekend, with a bunch of Krishnas setting up big festival near this fountain, and also a large Islamic conference. I stopped to chat with people from both factions who were super nice, but sadly could not ignite a holy war between them. 

Balticon was like a more fun version of Gencon that wasn't so goddamn crowded (while still being pretty crowded). It seemed like a nice venue, however elevators were definitely buckling under the strain. The food at the hotel bar was amazing though. Best deviled eggs ever. 

I was really happy to find a Galaxy's Edge, a magazine I hadn't seen before edited by Mike Resnick! If you haven't checked out Resnick's work before, I highly recommend A Miracle of Rare Design. I look forward to reading my copy. I remember downloading Seven Views of Olduvai Gorge and The 43 Antarean Dynasties from some ancient newsgroup and reading them on some godawful pocketpc what seems like a lifetime ago. I've not yet run into Mr. Resnick, I hope to someday get a chance to tell him how much I've enjoyed his work in person. 

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Did I mention there was a game room? I got in some fantastic games in-between panels.

The first night there was a Two Rooms and a Boom event that was super fun. I managed to win a round as cupid by identifying the enemy president, negotiating a cease-fire with the enemy anti-cupid, sending the spy to the next room to get our bomber sent back, then making the president and the bomber fall in love so that our whole team and the enemy president won. Truly a fantastic round. If none of that makes sense to you, play this game. It's really fun! I met the designers at Gencon and they were great. 

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I like this edition better! Thanks to the Games Club of Maryland for loaning their library. 

Don't let her smile fool you, she smoked us. 

I played Valley of the Kings twice with these Baltimore natives and had a great time. Valley winds up being a pretty fun deckbuilder that hits all the right notes. Fast, lots of combos, built-in trashing mechanism (that's also the scoring mechanism). Really enjoyed it, and am looking forward to trying the expansion. 

Played a round of Mysterium with the Tasty Pixels guys from Long Island, we won! 

Overall, it was definitely worth the long motorcycle ride to check out. My next post will cover the panels I attended! There were some fantastic ones. 

May 31, 2016 /Zak Zyz
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New art on Jupiter's Forge!

May 26, 2016 by Zak Zyz

I've put some new art up on Jupiter's Forge, my insanely priced etsy store. Please note it is far cheaper to buy this art from me in person. 

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May 26, 2016 /Zak Zyz
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